Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Slower One

Now that the season is over, like true champions, we shall analyze our fall season's performance in this and upcoming articles. We expect phantom reports from our special anti-consultant [you just do opposite of what he says] Appu. In this article we want to talk about the find of this past season - the slower one. Actually it should be 'the slower ones' as there are two versions which has come to the fore, this season - the 3M version and the abracadabra version.

The biggest worry for the team is the out-of-form of Mummoorthy, the 3M, the real slower one. 3M has come in 'XL' size this season, that's a double upgrade straight from 'M'. We didn't know that that when somebody is out-of-form he also cant field and catch. It has become appallingly clear that 3M will make a very good typist as can be witnessed whenever any round object approaches in towards him. But being a phoenix like Sachin Tendulkar, 3M has promised to rise from [after] the Ashes [series] and work on the basics and get fit and in touch before the spring season. These days, anything anybody wants to give 3M, he wants them to roll it as a ball and throw at him. That way he can practice simple catching. This is in addition to his daily running - hundred rounds around the dining table at his place. Now this has become so serious that he refuses to read the emails we send unless we print it out and roll it into a ball and throw at him. Well, it's all for the team's cause and that's what is defined as "commitment" in oxford dictionary!

The abracadabra slower one is the slickest salvo that has worked well for the Virtual Realists this season. This slower one from the Yagna's repertoire has worked every time as can be seen from his tally of wickets for the season. The Captain too has cleverly used this reliable weapon as part of the team's strategy, e.g. the breakthroughs in the final title match. So what does this ball do? The ball is actually delivered in the off spin release, a typical slow ball variation used by legendary pace bowlers, with the normal stride. The unique thing here being the gripping of the ball by Yagna which doesnt involve the thumb at all! Normally the batsman doesnt have to worry with Y's bowling as it is harmless at best. But then how would he expect such a bowler to even have a variation and that too a slower one? There in lies the secret power. Surprisingly our own 3M refuses to believe in the slow ball strategy. But then he doesn't believe in so many other things like "Sachin" the phenomenon. Didn't we say that 3M has lots to catch up with?

[next an ode to the three new soogies (rookies)]

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Purdue Indoor League Champions - Fall 2006

!!! The Virtual Reality team wins the Indoor League Championship Title!!!


[Indoor League Champions - Virtual Reality Team]



Here's the picture of team members. This was taken right after the final match on Nov 18, 2006, approximately at 12:15 pm. Front row, from left: Karthik, Kaushik, Yagna, Chintan(sub). Back row, from left: Madhavan (sub), Krish, Ashwin(captain), Bharath, Harish, Jaiganesh(aka Jaggu), Mummoorthy.


The two weekend matches turned out be nothing short of what we had in mind: intense, intense and more intense. It was obvious that the title would go to the team that held their nerves in crucial moments....


The semi-final against Tap-Sum-Bhang started on a positive note for us as we won the toss. Not considering the last season's loss against the same team in the semi-finals when we batted first, captain Ashwin elected to bat first. Both the teams were highly charged up for this battle for quite sometime. At the stroke of 10 pm, Midhun and Chintan swung the newly taped ball beautifully. Too soon, VR struggled at 24/4. Then the two crucial partnerships came through Ashwin-Jaggu, and Ashin-Yagna combinations. Ashwin produced one of memorable knocks under pressure, and under pain caused by cramps. We ended up at 89 in 15 overs. Tap-Sum-Bhang lost a quick wicket in the second over, as cool Harish picked up his gully catch of Ronnie. Sachin-Chintan tried to steady the ship by playing defensive strokes. Unfortunately for them, the asking rate was climbing up steadily due to tight bowling by Jaggu & Mum. Ashwin provided the next breakthrough by removing Chintan, foxing him with a full toss ball that was hit straight to Kaushik at the long off boundary. Now, something happened that we didn't expect: one caught behind, two run outs of their main batsmen in the span of 6 balls...Sachin, Vijay & Ruchir were back in the pavilion. the game was almost over. I think they were all out for something around 55. Chasing 90 in 15 overs under pressure, quick wickets and some tight bowling did them in.


On Nov 18, 2006 at 9:30 am we played our finals against Punjabi pride. This team had qualified at top of the table in the first round. Though we had lost to them in a league match, that didn't bother us much...all we wanted was to win! However, this thought didn't reflect in our batting when we decided to bat first after winning yet-another toss (Kicha special). Mummoorthy failed again with the bat, edging an innocuous ball, an outswinger by Upjeet. The selection committee will have a strong look at his performance before sitting down to select a team for the next season. He has been advised to go back to domestic circuit (i.e. brownstone, corec) and gain some experience.

Next, Jaggu went in to join Kicha. A quick word on Kicha's commitment: Just the previous day, he dashed into Karthik on the field while backing up a throw. He could only walk, with lot of pain. But still, he realized that we didn't have enough players for the finals, and decided to come. Not only he batted beautifully with lots of brave shots, he also kept on encouraging players from outside when we were bowling. Great commitment! The man-in-form Jaggu also got out quickly. Our situation was getting worse, as Jaggu was one of our top batsmen this season. He had been scoring consistently in almost all the matches, and and to lose him early in the innings was a big blow. The next to go was Bharath, who unfortunately got out to a wide ball. Bharath also had a twin failure in two consecutive matches. Though he contributes greatly with his fielding skills, selectors will be critical of his recent form with the bat. Considering his overall performances in this league, it is however expected that he'll easily walk into the next season's team. 3 wickets down for less than 20 runs, Kaushik was asked to keep the one end steady, while Krish was scoring freely at the other end. However, Punit had other ideas, bowled a neat off-cutter to the right hander ( reminded me of akram's special) and got a lbw of Kaushik. Now, we were struggling. 4 wickets down for <25.

Ashwin, the captain joined Krish in the middle. Just the previous night, he walked in to the field in a much similar situation, and produced a brilliant innings. From the first ball he faced, it looked like he was going to continue where he had left. Neat stokes, on the back foot, and front foot made the bowling team to go on the defensive. Their focus shifted from getting wickets to containing runs. As krish hit a straight six of the spinner at this time, the momentum swung in our way. Ashwin & Krish were playing very well, and the partnership was going very strong. Krish finally got out, after playing a great innings, with his injury. Next to bat, Karthik hit some very useful runs, and gave a crucial company for Ashwin. When Karthik got out, Yagna, who was part of the big partnership in the semi-finals, joined Ashwin. Trying to accelerate in the end overs, Ashwin got out to a nice catch by Sukdeep. Harish & Yagna added few more, and our innings came to end with 80 on the board.

Jaggu's first over was steady as usual, threatening with pace and bounce. In the second over they lost their first wicket to a fine catch by Kaushik at the long off boundary. First four overs, though, were bowled well, lacked the penetration to fetch more wickets. Ashwin and Yagna bowled the next spell. Yagna provided the breakthrough we desperately wanted. His second ball, a slower one landed on the middle stump...Though we didn't know what exactly happenend, later on we were told by Yagna the background story of this ball....the following picture shows him explaining what was the secret behind that wicket.....




[ Yagna...explaining the secret formula]



Long long ago, so long ago, and nobody can say how long ago, there lived a saint Sachidhaananda munivar. He knew everything in the world...from playing cricket to acting in ads. He taught the kutti Yagna, the 3 year old, who had lots of sada mudi, the method to "ball-ai mandhirikka"? Mandhiricha ball-ai three times thalai-ayi chuthi bowling pottal, the ball will be attracted to the middle stump. Idhu dhaan concept. Aaana, in the previous match against Punjabi Pride, namma Yagna-kku andha special mandhiram marandhu pogivittadhu. So, he put a wrong mandhiram on the ball....so that the ball was attracted to the big eagle picture on the straight wall...that was the sole reason all his balls went there..i.e. sixers!!! However, our determined Yagna went back to his basics, recalled the mandhara properly, and came ready for the finals match. Mandhiricha ball dhaan bamboozled the batsman, and got him bowled.


This is what happenend in the match....as soon as Yagna relased the "mandhiricha" ball, the batsman swung his bat once, twice, thrice...alas..the ball hadn't reached his bat yet..so he decided to have some rest before he started to swing his bat again...but then the mandhiricha ball had crashed on to his middle stump. The elated Yagna immediately thanked the Sachidhaanandhar......wonder why Yagna usually has long hairs...that's how he shows his respect for that "maga muni"!


Back to Cricket...After yagna provided the two crucial strikes, the match was nicely poised at the end of 10th over. They needed 30 runs in 30 balls. Jaggu had 1 over left, Mummoorthy 2 overs & Ashwin 2 overs left. Upjeet, one of their main batsmen, had just come on to the crease. Mummoorthy bowled the 11th over, and gave away 2 runs. So, 4 overs 28 runs. Ashwin bowled the 12th over, and a misfield by Yagna (apparently busy, was engaged in virtual conversations with his guruji) at the boundary meant 3 overs, 20 runs required. Ashwin also removed Upjeet, who hit a clean shot to the long off boundary, where kaushik took an excellent catch, plucked the bullet-like-ball from 10 feet high. 13th over, bowled by Mummoorthy, was taken for 3 runs. So, two overs remaining & 17 runs to win. They still had enough wickets in hand. Jaggu bowled a very tight over, gave away 4 runs, and took a wicket. So, the equation had become: 1 over, 13 runs to win. Ashwin bowled the last over, and gave away 7 runs. So, we won by 5 runs! What a match it was. Till the last ball was bowled, no one could say who would win. Punjabi pride fought well till the end, kudos to them for providing an excellent end to the league.

So, here we are, with the championship title. The question is...does this mean anything more than a cup? I think the answer is yes and no. Yes, because we wanted to win the title, we believed we deserved to win the title, and we enjoyed playing cricket professionally and ethically, more than any other team. So, the cup assures this in some ways. On the other hand, title is for this semester alone. We need to maintain the rigor, passion, and interest we have at the moment, and continue playing quality cricket in the future tournaments as well.

This will be an incomplete symphony if we don't mention the veterans of the Virtual Reality team: Appu, Sreeram and Guru. These three played, and performed at the highest level for us. It is impossible to find replacements for them. Sreeram, hopefully willl join us in the future. Appu & Guru have already passed on their personal wishes, and have consistently shown great enthusiasm as shown by any player currently playing in our team......!!!

Have a great break guys, you deserve this!!!

Scorecards at: http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~crikclub/modules/cricketstats/

Friday, November 17, 2006

Ashes Fever

Almost every cricket soul is getting caught in the ashes fever. One wonders why this much interest when aussies are going to roll over england for sure...but who knows...this is what everyone thought, and everything was going according to the script until Mr. Pigeon stepped on his own weapon (i.e. cricket ball). Anyways, this is definitely a must read...

http://blogs.cricinfo.com/ashesbuzz/archives/2006/11/the_top_ten_ash.php

Let us know which one you liked most!!!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Dravid walks naked onto the field ...



relatively speaking.....says Peter Roebuck.


[ dravid....puppet of Greg Chappel]
http://www.sportstaronnet.com/stories/20061111004301900.htm

A very interesting & truthful article by Peter, one of few respectable authors in cricketing world.

The following piece sums what I believe should be happening in Indian Cricket.

"....Contrastingly Pathan, a much younger man, has been asked to lead the attack. Inevitably his form comes and goes. He is still an apprentice. Munaf Patel and Sreesanth are in the same boat, novices who ought to be learning the craft, not carrying the hopes of a nation."

Think about it, International cricket is just international cricket. This is the ultimate level you can reach. How come we have so many wayward bowlers, overrated batsmen, and a spineless captain who does not take any bold decisions.

"Inexperience is a weak explanation for failure. As Vengsarkar says: "At the highest level there is no sympathy. Once you get there, you have to compete with the best. You induct players when they're ready for international cricket, whether they're 15 or 21 or 18 it doesn't matter. Once inducted you expect the same results from them as any cricketers, you can't say you're young or just started."
- http://www.sportstaronnet.com/stories/20061111005901000.htm
Again, another good article from Rohit Brijnath.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

sourav ganguly runout

http://youtube.com/watch?v=njle_wRFz1Y

very funny video. ganguly looks very young, and confused.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006